The Capitalist Cartoon: How America’s Business Elite Became Their Own Marxist Caricature

When accommodation to authoritarianism destroys the very system you claim to defend

There is a moment in every authoritarian takeover when the business elite must choose between principle and profit, between defending the system that made their wealth possible and accommodating the forces destroying that system. That moment has arrived for America’s capitalist class, and they are failing the test so spectacularly that they’re validating every Marxist critique of capitalism ever written.

I have a question for my center-right friends sitting on their hands: what do you think is going to happen when all is said and done, when all the blood is spilled, and all the corporate leaders who bent the knee to this regime try to resume their lectures about the virtues of free market capitalism? Do you really think monologues about Milton Friedman’s pencil parable are going to resonate with a population that watched you collaborate with authoritarianism?

Their inaction, their neutrality, their “pragmatic” accommodation—every golden plaque presented to Trump, every settlement paid to avoid retaliation, every silent acquiescence to constitutional destruction—all of this is discrediting capitalism in the eyes of ordinary Americans in ways that no socialist organizer could achieve. They are acting like the cartoon villains Marxists make them out to be, and they should not be surprised when the torches and pitchforks come for them.

Tim Cook’s trembling hands as he presented Trump with a custom Apple plaque on a 24-karat gold base will be remembered as the moment American capitalism genuflected before American fascism. The image is perfect: the leader of the world’s most valuable company, literally shaking as he offers tribute to a criminal regime, gold adorning gold in the gaudy corruption of what was once called the people’s house.

Mark Zuckerberg’s hot mic moment was even more revealing: “I wasn’t sure what number you wanted to go with,” he whispered to Trump after announcing that Meta would invest $600 billion in American AI infrastructure—a figure so astronomically absurd it would require borrowing more than twice the company’s total book value. The CEO of a publicly traded company admitting on live microphone that he fabricates financial projections based on whatever pleases the Dear Leader.

These aren’t isolated incidents of individual moral failure. They represent the systematic transformation of American capitalism from a system of competitive enterprise into a protection racket where tribute payments and loyalty demonstrations determine market outcomes. Every tech oligarch who showed up to grovel, every Fortune 500 CEO who stayed silent about constitutional destruction, every venture capitalist who treated systematic institutional capture as normal political transition—they’ve all participated in the conversion of free enterprise into oligarchic feudalism.

We have seen this before. German industrialists who thought they could use the Nazis while remaining untouched by them discovered too late that authoritarianism doesn’t respect prior arrangements or sophisticated calculations. When it suited Hitler’s purposes, their “pragmatic” collaboration became evidence of their expendability. The business leaders who enabled the regime found themselves consumed by it when their usefulness expired.

But at least those industrialists could claim they were operating under duress, facing a regime that had already seized power through violence. America’s business elite have chosen collaboration freely, calculating that accommodation serves their interests better than resistance. They’ve made this choice with full knowledge of what Trump represents, complete awareness of the constitutional destruction he’s implementing, and perfect understanding of the historical precedents they’re ignoring.

They cannot claim ignorance. They cannot plead coercion. They cannot appeal to patriotism or constitutional duty. They have chosen collaboration with full knowledge of what they’re collaborating with, and that choice will be remembered when the reckoning comes.

What makes their behavior particularly contemptible is how completely they’re destroying their own long-term interests through short-term accommodation. Every day of silence, every tribute payment, every legitimizing gesture serves to discredit the very system they claim to represent.

How do you maintain intellectual authority to defend market systems when you’ve demonstrated that market leaders will accommodate any political system that protects their immediate profits? How do you argue for principled governance when you’ve shown that business principles disappear the moment they become inconvenient? How do you claim capitalism serves human freedom when you’ve collaborated with forces systematically eliminating human freedom?

The center-right’s accommodation strategy assumes this regime will be temporary and normal politics will eventually resume. But they’re helping ensure that normal politics becomes impossible by legitimizing the very forces that are systematically destroying the conditions where competitive markets could function. Constitutional governance, rule of law, independent institutions, democratic accountability—all the prerequisites for legitimate capitalism are being eliminated with their silent consent or active participation.

When economic policies driven by personal loyalty rather than market logic begin producing the inevitable catastrophes—supply chain collapses, currency instability, institutional breakdown—the fury will focus not just on the regime but on those who enabled it through their cowardly calculation that accommodation was smarter than resistance.

Every Marxist critique of capitalism as inherently corrupt, inevitably authoritarian, and ultimately concerned only with profit maximization over human welfare is being validated in real-time by capitalists themselves. The theory that business interests will always choose fascism over democracy when their privileges are threatened is being proven correct by the very people who spent decades arguing it was unfair caricature.

They are demonstrating that when forced to choose between democratic principles and oligarchic access, between constitutional governance and regime favor, between defending the system that made their wealth possible and protecting the wealth itself—they will choose wealth every single time. They are confirming that capitalism has no loyalty except to capital, no principle except profit, no commitment except to whatever arrangement allows continued accumulation.

The golden plaques and fabricated investment figures will become iconic images in socialist propaganda for generations: capitalism revealing its true nature when tested, business leaders prostrating themselves before power, competitive markets dissolving into tribute economies. No amount of future lectures about entrepreneurial virtue will overcome the visual record of American business elite on their knees before a fascist regime.

When this regime falls—through electoral defeat, economic collapse, or internal contradictions—the business leaders who enabled it will discover that their “pragmatic” calculations were profound strategic errors. Their accommodation will be remembered not as wise adaptation but as moral cowardice that enabled systematic destruction of everything they claimed to value.

The political coalitions that historically defended market systems—educated professionals, constitutional conservatives, principled libertarians—have been systematically alienated by business leaders’ craven accommodation. The intellectual frameworks that justified competitive capitalism—innovation, merit, freedom, individual responsibility—have been discredited by capitalists’ own behavior under pressure.

What remains will be a population that has watched business leaders choose collaboration with authoritarianism over defense of democratic principles, watched them prioritize access over integrity, watched them demonstrate that all their rhetoric about freedom and competition was performance art covering crude calculations about power and profit.

The socialists won’t need to convince anyone that capitalism inevitably serves authoritarianism—the capitalists will have provided all the evidence anyone could need. The torches and pitchforks won’t be socialist organizing tools but democratic responses to documented collaboration with forces that destroyed democratic governance.

The most bitter irony is that they had every opportunity to be heroes. Business leaders who stood up to Trump, who defended constitutional principles despite economic costs, who chose democratic integrity over oligarchic access—they would have emerged from this crisis with enormous moral authority and political capital.

Instead, they chose the path that maximizes short-term comfort while ensuring long-term destruction. They preserved their wealth while discrediting the system that made wealth accumulation legitimate. They maintained their access while eliminating the institutions that made access meaningful.

They wanted to be remembered as pragmatic realists who navigated difficult circumstances with sophisticated calculation. They will be remembered as the useful idiots who handed socialists the perfect argument for why capitalism cannot coexist with democracy, why business interests inevitably choose authoritarianism when their privileges are threatened, why competitive markets inevitably become tribute economies when tested by authoritarian pressure.

Two plus two equals four. There are twenty-four hours in a day. And American business leaders are systematically destroying capitalism while claiming to defend it, validating every socialist critique through their own behavior, and ensuring that whatever emerges from this crisis will be far more hostile to market systems than anything they could have faced by choosing resistance over accommodation.

They thought they were being smart. They were being the cartoon villains in someone else’s revolution, writing their own obituaries in gold ink on tribute plaques presented to a fascist regime.

When the reckoning comes—and it is coming—they will have no one to blame but themselves for choosing temporary comfort over permanent legitimacy, immediate access over lasting authority, collaboration over courage.

The free market they claim to defend required defending. They chose collaboration instead. And they will reap exactly what they have sown.